"You know when a movie's a dud...

...when even its self-flagellating albino killer monk isn't any fun. "

Commercial Appeal, Memphis, Tennessee

And I love this from Victoria Alexander at FilmsInReview.com:

"I’ll say it: It is anti-Jesus and anti-Catholic. Unintentionally though, it is a recruiting film for Opus Dei. Where do I sign up?"

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