Thursday, March 29, 2007

"Danger! Man-Eating Shark in Pond!!!"

Okay, ladies. If you saw a sign like this, would you:

(A) Steer 'way clear of that pond. Of course!


(B) Assume, since you are a woman, that the warning means nothing to you and attempt a carefree swim.

Such is just one folly of "inclusive language."