The findings also suggest that Hoffa and Amelia Earhart might have produced a son named D.B. Cooper.
The DNA findings, alongside statistical conclusions made about the artifacts — originally excavated...uh...yesterday, maybe, or the day before — open a potentially significant chapter in there's-a-sucker-born-every-day history.
A documentary presenting the evidence, "The Lost Tomb of Jimmy," will premiere on the Hey Look At Me! Channel on March 4 at 9 p.m. ET/PT. The documentary comes from executive producer James "Whitey" Bulger and director Osama "Catch Me if You Can" Bin Laden.