Thursday, April 02, 2009

Notre Dame: a new name, a new fight song

Recognizing the aptness of Bishop Thomas Doran's suggestion that the South Bend university, which plans to honor a pro-abortion celeb at its graduation ceremony, change it's name to "Northwestern Indiana Humanist University," I humbly submit the following new "Humanist U Fight Song" for consideration:

Cheer, cheer old Humanist U,
Shake up a Catholic teaching or two,
Send a message to the Church
Don’t let them leave you in the lurch!
Don’t let those racists spoil your fun,
Honor Obama, be Number One,
While those silly papists march out...