Notre Dame: a new name, a new fight song

Recognizing the aptness of Bishop Thomas Doran's suggestion that the South Bend university, which plans to honor a pro-abortion celeb at its graduation ceremony, change it's name to "Northwestern Indiana Humanist University," I humbly submit the following new "Humanist U Fight Song" for consideration:

Cheer, cheer old Humanist U,
Shake up a Catholic teaching or two,
Send a message to the Church
Don’t let them leave you in the lurch!
Don’t let those racists spoil your fun,
Honor Obama, be Number One,
While those silly papists march out...

ONWARD TO VICTORY!