The results are (almost) in!

Whew, what a night!

The judges fought, made up, fought again, threatened to sue me, the Church, the Archdiocese of Boston, (?) and the Good Lord knows who else before making a decision on who most accurately pointed out the errors in the Pew Lady's "Errors Contest."

Right now, while drinking horribly stale coffee and waiting for another pizza order to come in (and I hope the driver takes his time -- we're all so p.o.'d at each other that nobody's offered to pay for it) we all realize there's just one hope to break this hopeless stalemate.

When the fax from Rome comes in, I'll be reporting.

Meanwhile, this is Kelly Clark. Good night, and good pews.