(A) Steer 'way clear of that pond. Of course!
(B) Assume, since you are a woman, that the warning means nothing to you and attempt a carefree swim.
Such is just one folly of "inclusive language."
A Roman Catholic lady who loves being a Roman Catholic lady.
Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, o prince of the heavenly hosts, by the Divine Power of God, thrust into Hell Satan, and all the evil spirits who wonder throughout the world, seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.
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But these days the ordered string of beads is as likely to be found in a house of fashion as it is in a house of prayer.
"It's a big celebrity trend," said Amber Gutierrez, a sales associate at Fly High Little Bunny, a jewelry store on South Shepherd. "I've seen it on people in clubs."
Makes you want to kneel down and pray.
Good intentions?"People today are looking for something of meaning, not necessarily religious, but something of meaning," said Karmes. She considers herself someone who has "a high regard for all the religions that teach good morals and values."
Uh...high regard?
Karmes often mixes religious symbols from various faiths in her designs. One of her rosarylike pieces contains an evil eye in sapphires and diamonds.
Rosanne? I applaud your high regard for religions that teach good morals and values. Now why don't you take the next step and show some respect for them?
(H/T to Mare for the link.)The findings also suggest that Hoffa and Amelia Earhart might have produced a son named D.B. Cooper.
The DNA findings, alongside statistical conclusions made about the artifacts — originally excavated...uh...yesterday, maybe, or the day before — open a potentially significant chapter in there's-a-sucker-born-every-day history.
A documentary presenting the evidence, "The Lost Tomb of Jimmy," will premiere on the Hey Look At Me! Channel on March 4 at 9 p.m. ET/PT. The documentary comes from executive producer James "Whitey" Bulger and director Osama "Catch Me if You Can" Bin Laden.